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It has come to our attention that the main ingredient in most of our products is a virus that attacks the central nervous system. If you have taken Aqua Cure, Regenerate, or Return please seal all windows and doors and pray for death. While you await your death please visit this page to learn more about the symptoms you are soon to have.
| Special Ingredient
A miraculous breakthrough has been discovered here at Umbrella Corporation. We have began working on three new products with a certain special ingredient. This ingredient which is now only known as Tyrantius Sulfuride is known to regenerate cellular activity. Naturally, with this amazing find comes amazing beauty creams and other anti-aging hygene products.
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